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Monday, December 28, 2009

A New Post?

It's been a while since my last post. Instead of trying to cover everything that's happened, I'm just going to pretend I haven't stopped writing for two weeks.

This Shabbat was really nice. I stayed in Dimona and went to dinner at the other student "village" here. It's less of a village and more of a bunch of students living in the same apartment building. They don't have my view of the desert or way cool caravans. But it was still really fun with lots of singing and good food. After diner a few of us went to Avishag's apartments there and we played the card game Mao. I learned how to play from Orrie the kids in Orrie's youth group when I helped him on an overnight. It was confusing enough in English, so it wasn't so easy in Hebrew. But it was still fun.

Shoko woke me up for Shul the next morning but he didn't really want me to go. He followed me out of the village 3 times, so in the end I put him back in the caravan, which was good because he's going to have to learn to be inside by himself for when he comes back to the States.

I had lunch at Ahik and Shira's with Reut and Shany, which was also really nice. Shoko came too.

I stayed in on Saturday night to get some work done and I got an email saying my class the next day was canceled. So I was able to take it easy and then on Sunday I slept, got more work done and sent in two more applications. Now I just have one and a half left!

Today was my volunteer day in Dimona. We organized some group-building activities for our kids that actually went pretty well. I'm also going to start tutoring in English regularly. I'm supposed to teach one kid, but these two other kids asked the teacher if I could tutor them too. Apparently it's pretty cool to be an American. They asked me to teach them some slang. It was funny because the work in Hebrew for slang is just slang with an Israeli accent, but they asked me if I knew what the word meant.

Now for good measure, here are some pictures of Shoko:



Here's Shoko taking a nap on my bed.





Here is Shoko playing with his buddy Katanchik.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Hanukkah and Flori's Pictures

Hanukkah began Friday night and Boaz and I lit candles together before we all went to shul. There weren't so many people at the village this weekend so we had a smaller dinner together in the Moadon. Shoko spent most of the time either sleeping on couch or running around trying to play with everyone at once.

Shabbat was very low key. I got lots of reading done, took a long walk with Shoko and got some sleep. After Shabbat, Ahik helped me bring his old dog house to my caravan for Shoko. It was really heavy and it ended up taking about 6 of us to get it all the way there. But Shoko seems to really like it and now I don't have to worry as much if it rains and he is outside.

After we finally got Shoko's house in place, I sat to get some major work done on my applications, the first of which are due on Tuesday. I'm on track to have everything ready on time, I just wish there was a common application like for college. Oh well.

Today the village ran another big Hanukkah party at one of the local schools, but this one was for the whole community. I was in charge of the prize booth where I was in charge of exchanging game tickets for crappy prizes. Remember going to the arcade, playing games for hours, getting dozens of tickets and thinking you would get an awesome prize only to have some jerk tell you that you had just enough for some small plastic thing that broke on the way home? I was that jerk. Towards the end I tried to hand out some prizes to kids who didn't have enough tickets, but it was really awful having to tell a 6 year old that even though he had been playing games for hours, he didn't have nearly enough tickets for the police car.

Here are some pictures Flori posted from when she, Josh and my parents came to visit:


Me in front of the sign for my village


Me, Flori and Shoko


Me and Shoko


Me and Flori in the middle of nowhere/my village


My coffee bar in Jerusalem


Shoko playing with his koofi/monkey that Flori and Josh brought for him


Me and newly-engaged people

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Rest of the Week

On Tuesday morning I went to meet with Benny Morris to discuss my paper topic and my thesis. He was really helpful, although now it looks like I'm going to need to go to the archives in Jerusalem and sift through lots of cabinet meeting minutes from September-October 1948. I was a little nervous that my Hebrew wouldn't be good enough, but he asked me to translate parts of Plan D into English for the class.

So yesterday, Thursday, I sat down with Yoni from my class to translate. Plan D is often pointed to by anti-Israel historians as Israel's plot to expel the Palestinians during the war, but after reading it myself, it seems pretty clear that this is a distortion of the facts and doesn't take into account the context in which it was drafted or the fact that most of the plan was never even implemented. It was pretty cool sitting down with original documents from that period and translating them. It took a few hours but we were able to get through the document and come up with a working translation. That felt pretty good.

After we were done translating, I headed back to Dimona to help set up a Hanukkah party at one of the middle schools. I was asked to say the "blessings" (it wasn't Hanukkah yet) and light the Hanukkiyah. After some announcements, a group of girls sang songs and retold the story of Hanukkah. Then I ran a booth where the kids tried to knock over stacks of cans. Which really meant that I just stood there constantly setting up the stacks. But one of the kids decided that it would be fun to stack them with me, so that made things easier. We then had some sufganiyot and headed home.

Today was my turn to help clean up the village. It didn't take too long and Shoko finally realized that it was more fun to wander around than try to "help" with the cleaning.





Monday, December 7, 2009

Shabbat in Carmel and Volunteering

This weekend we went up to the Carmel. We had a really nice hike, which was only for about an hour instead of our usual three. We then went to Usfiya, a Druze village nearby. We went to a Druze house where someone talked us about the Druze religion and Druze in Israel and then they fed us some great pizza and zaatar pitas.

We then went to a small museum about the Israeli Druze. After that we went to a nearby shuk, which really was just a bunch of tourist shops on a street. Not so exciting.
We stayed at a beautiful Kibbutz right on the sea. They had great food and we even had a minyan for Friday night. After dinner we all went to the beach and just hung out on the rocks over looking the sea. It was amazing.

The next day I slept late, which was wonderful. We had a really relaxing day of hanging out on the many hammocks, eating and sitting on the beach again. When we finally got back to Be'er Sheva, I picked up Shoko at Tamar's friend's house and he was so excited to see me, he peed.





Yesterday I got back my first paper for Benny Morris' class. I did well, so I was pretty happy about that. I'm going to meet with him tomorrow to discuss my idea for my final paper, so hopefully he'll like it.

Today I didn't have classes so I spent the beginning of the day going over PhD applications. Then in the afternoon, I went over to the local high school where we made Hanukkah candles with a group of ninth graders. They were the same kids we are teaching English to, but I'm a little confused as to why we did this program instead of tutoring. It seems like our mission there is a little unclear.

Towards the end I got to talk with two of the guys from the group. They asked me about America and were surprised that I was going back. But at the same time, one of them told me that he wants to move to America; but only after he joins the IDF, serves in a combat unit, goes to college here and gets a master's degree here. Granted, he is only in the ninth grade, but it is still very interesting to hear about how he can be so sure he wants to not only serve his country, but serve in a combat unit, while at the same time planning to leave it. It is difficult to understand how someone would be willing to put their life on the line for a country they don't plan on staying in. It wouldn't be so interesting if he was the only one, but this seems to be a common thought among Israelis and it would be interesting to look into why.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Family in Israel, Volunteering and Internet

First I just want to do a little recap of last week.

Flori and Josh got here on the Thursday before last and got to meet a bunch of my friends over at Munchilla. It was fun and I got to introduce Josh as Flori's fiancee for the first time... because they got engaged while they were in Tel Aviv! Congratulations!
Mom and Dad got here the next day and drove out to Dimona where everyone got to meet Shoko. I took them on a tour of Dimona and then we headed back to Be'er Sheva for Shabbat.

The rest of the week was pretty standard since Flori and Josh left on Sunday for Egypt and Mom and Dad were in Jerusalem. So on Sunday, I took the train from Dimona to Tel Aviv early in the morning. We spent the day going through the art fair and the shuk. I got a great mezzuzah for my caravan as a Hanukkah present (thanks Mom and Dad!). On Shabbat we walked along the tayelet and found that part of the beach seems to be designated for dogs. I'll have to bring Shoko next time. After Shabbat, we got dinner before rushing to get me to the train station and them to the airport. It was really great seeing everyone and I can't wait to see them again.


Last Monday, I began my volunteering with kids in Dimona. I'm teaching English to 9th graders. My two students are Daniel and Omer. Nice kids who act exactly like you would expect 9th graders to act. They each made fun of each other and then tried to be the first to finish their work to show they were better. That meant they went too fast and made some mistakes, but all-in-all, I think it went pretty well.

The same cannot be said for my activities today. Instead of tutoring, this week my group was doing group building activities with kids from a local middle school. Well, that is what we were supposed to do. The kids didn't want to do anything and decided that it was funny that my Hebrew wasn't perfect. This was of course in between making fun of the quiet and fat kids. Great kids. Oy. Good thing I didn't get the NYC Teaching Fellowship, by the end of the 2 hours, I wanted to smack them. Although, I found towards the end that if I joked along and made fun of myself they weren't really sure what to do. So next time I think I'll just start with that.

After spending a few hours on the phone last week with Internet companies, the installation guy finally came today. Of course it didn't work right afterwords, but Boaz helped me call up again and now I have real Internet! So please skype me or gchat video with me!

Also, Sam Thompson found the video I was interviewed for a few weeks ago. Here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afpWAdXDNpw I come in around 1:40

And here is a picture of Shoko relaxing in his new favorite spot, right on my top of my laundry bag:

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Day Off

Since Flori and Josh are coming to Be'er Sheva tonight and Mom and Dad are coming tomorrow, I decided to take the day off to get things done before they arrive. So for most of the day I have been sitting outside, in the sun, on the edge of the desert, reading about the Zionist resistance to the British in the 40's. Good times. This is even better because the village has become somewhat of a mini-zoo. Shoko is playing with his brother, Katanchik (another dog) periodically walks by and sniffs, and Ganja and her two kittens - Ziggy and Marley - sneak past to drink Shoko's water. This makes for slow reading.

I also just got an email from the head of the village updating us on the situation with Egged (the main Israeli bus company). We have been lobbying Egged to extend it's lines to our village and other students in Dimona, to increase accessibility for the elderly and disabled and increase the frequency of the bus lines to the distant neighborhoods in Dimona. Hooray for Israeli Activism! And in that vein, we are setting up a protest tent in front of the Egged offices. Too bad I won't be able to go since I'll be in Be'er Sheva with my family. I guess I'll cope somehow.

In deference to Zach Stern, here is the Shoko Show:









Monday, November 16, 2009

Monday in the Village

I don't have class on Mondays so I stayed in Dimona today. It was very relaxing. Someone found one of Shoko's brothers, so now they get to play together. It's very cute. It is not, however, conducive to getting work done.

I got to read more of my book for Benny Morris' class, which is turning out to be really interesting. It's called "A Squalid, Senseless War," by Norman Rose of Hebrew U. It chronicles the events leading up to and including the Israeli War of Independence. Morris recommended that I read it, but I was a little reluctant because I have already read a lot about that war. But this has a lot of information on events that I hadn't previously read about, so I'm pleasantly surprised.

I've also been finishing up some work for David Newman for a conference that's going on next year. I'm meeting with him tomorrow to discuss it.

I was also supposed to start volunteering today in Dimona but at the very last minute (I was already on my way over to the school) I got a call from Udi saying it was canceled. But it sounds like I'm going to be helping teach English. I think I can handle that.

Now, here are some more Shoko pictures:



This is Shoko relaxing on my BGU bag that has become the Shoko transporter.





Shoko in a box.



Here's Shoko playing with my blueberry bush outside my house.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Shoko in Be'er Sheva

I brought Shoko to school today. The bus driver wasn't so happy but Shoko didn't even make any noise, so he couldn't really complain. He stayed with Hannah while I was in class and whenever he went outside everyone made a huge fuss. It was very difficult to pry him away from Hannah and Stacy but eventually they let me take him back. She took lots of picture that will hopefully be on facebook soon.

When we got back tonight, the whole village had a Poikeh. It's a big bonfire, where we cooked a big stew of lots of veggies, meat and rice. It was delicious. There were times after I moved here when I wasn't so sure if this was a good decision, but sitting outside, under the stars, with Shoko bouncing from one lap to the next and everyone singing songs, I can safely say this was a great decision. Ayalim is awesome.

Now I'm packing for our trip to Eilat this weekend and Shoko is sleeping. He was dreaming before and kicking his feet. In the words of every Israeli who meets him, "איזה חמוד!" or "What a cutie!"

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

And the Winner Is...

After many wonderful submissions, I have decided to name my puppy:
Shoko!
Just like the chocolate milk in a bag that is everywhere here and is delicious.

I brought him to the vet this morning and he is healthy and roughly 5 weeks old. He's too little for all his shots so I need to bring him back next week.



Now I just need to train him. He's already really smart and wakes me up to go out at night instead of going in his bed. So that's good.

I have a dog!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Name My Puppy!!

Ok so I just posted this on facebook, but I think it needs a post. I can add more tomorrow.

When I got home today, I decided to walk around the village a little bit. I ran into a bunch of people hanging out. When I walked in, Roni asked me, "Do you want a dog?"

To which I gave her the only response one can give in that situation, "Of course."

She then brought out this little black puppy that was left at the entrance to the village, which is just the thing to lift my spirits after a really tough week.

So now comes the hard part. I'm not talking about taking him to the vet, getting food or house breaking him. I am talking of course about giving him a name.

I'm not sure if I can really keep him yet, but he at least deserves a proper name, which is where you all come in. I'm looking for a Hebrew/Israeli name for him that is easy to pronounce. No easy feat. So please post your thoughts.





Some names already suggested:
Hatzot
Sahar
Sheleg
Dubi
Kfir

The winner gets a prize to be determined.
So get naming!!

Monday, November 2, 2009

No Class Monday

On Mondays I don't have class, so I took advantage of this by staying in Dimona today and running some errands.

I went to the bank and finally got my bankcard. So now I can buy things and go to ATMs without being worried about ridiculous fees an charges. But of course, since it's a bank, it took much longer than I would have liked.

I then got some new bed sheets. My old ones (actually Sam's old ones) were made for a single bed and now that I have a double, I figured it was time to upgrade sheets as well.

Then I did some very much needed grocery shopping and was able to make myself a nice lunch when I got back.

After that I spoke with someone about getting Internet and I should have that set up by next week! Up til now I've been mooching off the wifi from the village's office since it's right next door, but that isn't so great for skype.

And then I tried to do my laundry. This girl from the village showed me how to use the machines, but then she never came back to get her clothes out of the drier. They're still there now! At least 5 hours later! I was going to just take them out a few hours later but then someone else came and took my clothes out of the only washing machine because they had been sitting there for a little while. So I had to wait an hour and a half for those to finish before I could do my next load. In the meantime I had to find someone with and extra clothes-line hanger-thing, so I my clothes could dry! Very frustrating.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

First Shabbat in the Village

Shabbat was really nice in the Student Village. It started raining really hard right as we were all getting ready to walk to shul for Kabbalat Shabbat. Great for the desert but not so great for desert-dwellers! We went to a Moroccan Shul which was really nice, despite the fact that there wasn't as much singing as I would have liked and instead of being behind a mechitza, the women were really in a separate room with an adjoining window.

Dinner was great. We all ate together in the moadon (community center) and everyone had made a different dish (I brought wine, I think that worked out much better). Before we made the blessings, we read from a sheet detailing different points in Zionist history and sang parts of Zionist songs (Lu Yehi...) and some of the other students were surprised that I was able to sing along. I didn't go to 12 years of Jew school and camp for nothing. I got a chance to meet a lot more of the students here and got into a heated debate about Israeli politics, so my Hebrew must be improving.

After dinner, everyone stayed in the moadon and hung out. Some sang songs (zmirot for Shabbat, Israeli songs and some more traditional Zionist songs) some played games and some just sat around talking. I played shesh-besh (backgammon) with Chen and then a bunch of us got together and played Mafia (apparently it's very popular in Israel!) and I finally got a chance to be the killer. It was lots of fun.

The next day we all got together for lunch. We were going to have it in the moadon, but since it was so nice out, we brought all the table and chairs outside.

After lunch, I was going to go on a hike with Boaz and Omer, but then I found out they were planning a really serious 4-hour hike. I decided to sit it out and instead go on a shorter hike with a few of the other students in our backyard (i.e. the Negev). We walked out over some dunes and saw an amazing view of the wadi (which actually had some water in it due to the rain). On the way back, we saw some Bedouin shepherds on horseback driving their sheep along the hillside with their dogs. That was cool.

When we got back we hung out for a while and then did havdalah all together. I had never heard a Sephardi havdalah before. It was interesting, but I still think havdalah at Bronfman is the best.

Now that Shabbat is over I have to get back to work.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Thesis and Building the Village

Yesterday there was a lecture by a former MAPMES student who came in to talk to us about writing a thesis. But I was the only who showed up! So I had a one-on-one with him and got to ask lots of questions and it was good to talk to someone about the whole process. However, he did tell me one thing that is a little discouraging. The whole writing process takes about 6 months full-time! So that means that I would be able to do lots of research and put together my in-depth proposal while studying but I would need a half a year after I finish in order to write the paper. That kind of puts a kink in my plans to finish everything over the summer and start a PhD program in the fall. We'll see what happens.

Last night a bunch of my friends threw a Halloween party at the dorms. It was a lot of fun and since it was at night, I stayed over and came back this morning. When I got to the village, everyone was working and cleaning and building. So I got to work too. Everyone was working. Some people were painting, others were busy laying down planks of wood for a new walkway and I helped build a rock wall that will enclose a garden in front of one of the new houses. It was very cool and while were working it actually rained! When the sherut/van taxi dropped me off this morning, he was surprised, "Wow, this is a giant village. Who built it?" So I said, "We did." Very cool. It's really great that I'll be able to leave my mark on the village.

Right now, I'm about to clean the apartment and Boaz (my roommate) is busy making soup and homemade tahina for our big communal dinner tonight. It smells great. I'm excited.

Monday, October 26, 2009

My Courses

I finally registered for classes today. At BGU the first week is for "shopping" for classes.

I pretty much knew which classes I was going to take already, the only one I wasn't sure about was Arabic. But after sitting in on a few classes, I found one that seems to be just right for me.

These are the courses I'm taking:

Milestones in the Zionist-Arab Conflict 1881-1949 by Benny Morris (woo!)

The 1979 Iranian Revolution: A Thirty-Year Perspective by Haggai Ram

Studying the Modern Middle East: A Historiographic Review by Ursula Wokoeck

In the Shadow of Fear: Freedom of Expression in Intellectual Writing in the Middle
East by Alon Fragman (my Arabic course, cool name right?)

Beginner's French by Igor Dreer

Saturday, October 24, 2009

New Photos

First, I'd like to post a better picture of me and Erica from the London Eye.

Well, it's more a better a picture of Erica, I don't look so good in pictures... I should work on that.

I also think it's about time I posted some photos of my new place in Dimona.
Here is my new house:


And here is my backyard:

Pretty awesome, no?

Oh, and these are my neighbors who just walked right in my front door the other day:


I'll be sure to post some photos of my room when it's all set up.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A New Post For My New Place

So, it's been a while since I last posted. So here goes a quick summary.

London was awesome. I had a really great time with Erica. We went to the London Eye - the huge Ferris wheel on the Thames (see right) - and saw "We Will Rock You" a musical with all of Queens music. Lots of fun.

I was supposed to fly out Thursday night but when we got to the airport, they asked me if I would agree to be bumped to a flight the following day for 300 pounds. I said I couldn't because it would get in after Shabbat, but Erica quickly asked if I could take a flight Saturday night instead. They said yes and that's the story of how BMI paid me around $20 to fly to London (they paid me more than the flight actually cost!). Hooray for England!

But that meant that I got back to Israel at 4:45 am Sunday morning; which happened to by my first day of class. Not the best idea, but it was totally worth it all things considered.

After finally making it all the way down to Be'er Sheva, I crashed for a wonderful 2 hour nap - my first sleep all night - and then ran to campus for Benny Morris' class: Milestones in the Zionist-Arab Conflict 1881-1948. Since it was the first class we didn't go over anything so controversial but it was still pretty cool to be there.

Then I had French. Since I'm going to have to learn French or German in a PhD program, I thought I'd get a head start and audit one of them here. So I sat in on the class, taught in Hebrew, and I really liked it. The next day I sat in on a German class and that was good too so I decided I would ask Benny Morris which one he thought would be more useful to me, given the area I want to study. So the next day I started to ask him and before I could even finish he said, "French!" So that sealed it. Auf Wiedersehen.

Back to Sunday. After class, I went over to Andrea's to pack all my stuff up and called a cab to take me to Dimona! Considering the fact that I had barely slept and had only half a falafel for lunch, moving wasn't probably the best thing for me to do. Oh well.

I was told that the student village was only 20-25 minutes from Be'er Sheva. Untrue. It is a good 40 minutes. That was really annoying. But the place is really beautiful and all the people here are really friendly. I think I'm going to like it here.

Later that day (Tuesday) I had my class about the Iranian Revolution. The professor is really animated and you can tell he really likes the subject. Someone asked him if he had ever been to Iran and he got a little annoyed. He said he had a whole trip planned as part of an NGO but then Ahmadinejad stole the election and there was rioting so it was canceled. Maybe we can do a class trip!

After class was over I took our little bus back to Dimona where we all had a big meeting about the village and volunteering. I didn't understand lots of it and it was frustrating because I still don't know most of the people here since I missed orientation while I was in London. But it's still early and I have a whole year to work on my Hebrew and make friends.

And that brings us to today (Wednesday October 21st). Wednesday is a really busy day for me, especially today since I had two Arabic classes to check out, back-to-back from 10-2pm.

The first one I went to turned out not to be an Arabic class, but a class about Islamic art and architecture taught by a professor who also teaches Arabic. I decided not to leave since the professor was also teaching the other Arabic class I was going to take today. It was really interesting and I understood everything! There were a few words here and there I didn't catch, but other than that I followed the whole class. So that made me feel pretty good.

The after class, the professor told me that the next class was indeed an Arabic class. Phew. So I went to that class and instead of just being a straight-up Arabic Language class, it's called "The Prophet Muhammad between Literature and History." So we learn Arabic by studying the life of Muhammad in Arabic. Very interesting. I'm not sure if it's the right level for me, but it's still cool.

It's a little weird that classes here are all pretty much either 2 or 4 hours long on the schedules, but they all start 15 minutes late and end 15 minutes early. I don't know why they don't just say that on the schedule but it is nice that there is always a good break in between classes. That also means that I had time to eat lunch today! Hooray for Kabobs!

Then it was time for my second French class (the professor said it was fine for me to audit!). I've got to work on my snooty accent. But I was called on to clear up some differences in cognates in English.

After that I had my class on the Historiography of the Middle East. Not the most exciting class, but it has potential.

When I got back to Dimona, I was on a mission to get furniture for my new place. I had mentioned the fact that I needed a few things to some of the students here and they put me in contact with this married couple who own 2 apartments and are selling one and need to get rid of their furniture there. So I walked over to their place, which was only about 5 minutes away and got a big bed and a desk with lots of shelves (thanks BMI)!

While I was there, the wife came home and asked if I wanted something hot to drink. Not wanting to impose, I said no. The look of horror on her face was awful. "Why?! Why won't you drink something?!" I quickly told her I would have some tea. Note to self: don't refuse offers of food and drink from Israelis. When I took a sip, she was so happy. She told me that if I needed anything while I'm here I should call right away, that I was a like a son.

What a great country.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Sukkot In Cairo

I don't have enough time right now to give a day-by-day of what has happened since Jordan, so I'm going to write about this weekend first and then go back and write about all the amazing things that have happened in between.

I woke up around 5 pm from a nap (come back later to find out why I was so tired) and had to hurry to get ready for Shabbat. I wanted to buy lots of food for Sukkot, but there aren't any traditional grocery stores like we know, only small shops and street vendors (at least near me). It was becoming increasingly apparent that I would have to be a little flexible with the rules this weekend. Not the best way to start the new year, but not much of a choice.

I got online and asked Sam (little Schechter friend who is now at AUC) about the shul. He gives me directions and then I look in the Lonely Planet book (thanks Flori and Josh) and see that it happens to be about 3 blocks from the hostel. Awesome.

So we rush over to the shul because it got dark increadibly fast. We recognize it because it is the only building that has an entire army battalion guarding it. We ask to go in but it's closed. I think they said that we missed services but we should come back at 9:30 Shabbat morning. I'm really upset, but again, not much I can do about it.

Next on the agenda was Shabbat dinner. Andrea agreed to be the food buyer for the weekend so we walk to a few restaurants and finally find one that has food without meat. We sit upstairs and it was delicious. For some reason I was expecting it to be terrible, but it was actually really good.

After dinner we decided to just walk around downtown Cairo. We got some ice cream. There were two separate lines: one for men and one for women. Interesting. We then walked to the Nile and hung out on the bridge and then went and sat down in a public park. As always everyone stares at the foreigners and quite a few say "Welcome to Egypt" while they walk by. A five year old Egyptian boy came over and gave Andrea a flower and then ran back to his mother. He then came back and gave one to me. So adorable. When I thanked him and asked him his name in Arabic he turned and ran. All in all, it was a really nice night.

We woke up the next morning determined to get to services on time. We ate breakfast quickly and then walked over to the shul. Locked. The guards say they are late and that we should come back in a half hour. We argue with them for a while because we would rather just stay there until they open the doors. Finally someone comes to open the doors.

We go inside and the man asks for 25 pounds from each of us but when I explained we were there to pray not sight see and that it was Shabbat, he let us in for free. It was a beautiful synagogue. Lots of pews, a huge ark and a beautful bimah in the center with a big portait of Ibn Ezra in front.

While it is beautiful, it is also becoming increasingly clear to me that there are not going to be any services there. So I grabbed a siddur (donated by Bar-Ilan University) and started to pray. I just finished Shacharit when a group of American Jews walked in. There were all studying at yeshivas in Israel. We play Jewish geography for a little while and then I said Hallel with on of the guys.

They wanted to go and grab some tea, so we decided to go with them and then come back later so I could finish. But on the way we ran into Robb, Hannah and Mario on the street. What are the odds? They got in the night before and were on their way to our hostel to check in. So Andrea went with the group and I brought our friends to the hostel since it was so close.

The three of them had planned on getting a room for all three of them by saying that Mario and Hannah were married. Sadly, they are not the best actors. Sorry guys. Eventually they settle for the dorms which are fine and ask if they can put their stuff in our room. I say sure but then the guy behind the counter says that I'm supposed to check out. What?

Apparently our room had been booked for Saturday night and we hadn't paid for that night yet either. So I had to move our stuff to the new room and pay for another night. Not exactly what I had in mind when I told myself I'd be flexible. But, at least I'm not a slave here, thank God.

We then met back up with Andrea and the group and headed over to the Khan al-Khalili bazaar. I figured, just because I can't buy anything, doesn't mean I can't use my Arabic to help my friends get better deals. It was a lot of fun and I'll be sure to come back after the Yom Tov is over so I can grab a few things.

After a full day in the bazaar, we walked over to the front gate where we heard there was going to be some Sufi dancing. We waited in line for about an hour and a half, but it was competely worth it. It was about 90 minutes long and everything was great; the spinning, the music, the costumes, the drums (although my ears were ringing a little afterward). Admittedly, what we say probably wasn't the most authentic thing in the world. I mean, if the entire idea of Sufism is Fana or the anihilation of the ego or the self, I don't really see how putting one's Self on stage can be part of that. But, authentic or not, it was a great show and it was free. A winning combination.

We headed back downtown and decided to end the night with some tea and shisha. We sat at a corner cafe, relaxed, somed some hookah and joked around with the owners for a whlie. Then it was time for bed.

I woke up late the next morning, had some breakfast and then walked to the shul so I could repent a little for all the shabbos "bending" I had done. We get there and it's closed because it's Sunday. Wonderful. I talk with the main guard and convince him to let me pray in the big open courtyard in the back. So I had to go back and get my siddur, but then I finally got to pray at the Shul. Shacharit, Musaf, Minchah, the whole shabang. It was great; I got to pray and Andrea got to read a whole lot about Luxor. I mean a lot, I took my time.

We then walked down towards the Abdeen Palace. It was huge and beautiful. My favorite thing though I think was seeing a scale model of a memorial for the Egyptian Liberation of the Sinai in 1973. Interesting retelling of history, especially since Israel still held the Sinai at the end of the war and actually was in control of more land than at the beginning. But to each his own I suppose. It was also nice seeing that the Israeli foreign ministry donated an ancient spearhead from the time of the Judean Kingdom (6th-8th Century BCE) to the government along with silver olive branches.

We then rushed to find some lunch and found a nice corner cafe that had backgammon. We got some falafel and bean sandwiches and played for a while. Andrea beat me. Then I let one of the men who was there play for a while. The whole cafe was watching. Andrea ended up losing, but she put up a good fight. She tried to buy the board, but they wouldn't budge. Oh well. We were told to come back Tuesday morning to play again. We'll see.

Now we're getting our stuff together to head down to Luxor. I'm very excited.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jordan!!!!

The trip begins! After a long, sleepless night in Ben Gurion Airport, it was time to fly to Jordan. As soon as I sat down I fell asleep and the next thing I knew, we were there! We decided to go to Madaba first since it was closer to the airport and was also near Mt. Nebo.

Madaba was pretty nice, it gave us chance to get acclimated to the trip. We walked around the city, saw a mosaic in a really old church. the one with the famous map of Jerusalem with the Cardo in the center.

We got lunch in a small restaurant and when the owner heard Andrea was from Chicago he got all excited because he used to live there. He gave us free sodas and free icees (what he called "chilly willies") and the proceeded to tell us his whole life story.

Then we were off to Mt. Nebo to see where Moses died. To took out my tripod and got some really amazing footage. I wanted to pray there, but I know that's not the safest thing for a Jew to do in public in Jordan, so I made sure only to bow when the guards weren't looking, kept the schukling to a minimum and moved my hands around like an evangelical. No problems, thank God.

We then took a cab to Amman and we both fell asleep for a while since it was about an hour-long drive. It's really nice and there are pictures of King Abdullah everywhere. We walked around the city for a little while and went to some markets, but Jordan is really expensive. Who knew the Dinar was stronger than the Dollar? Not I.

After the markets, we wandered over to the King Husein Mosque. It was prayer time and Andrea wasn't allowed in. I don't think the women's section was open. I went in and stood on the side intending to film a little bit, but one of the men there pulled me over next to him to pray. So I imitated him and said the Shema quietly. I wonder when the last time a Jew prayed in there? It was pretty amazing. Afterwords I bought a kuffi (a Muslim Kippah) to wear for next time. I look so great! Ha! Also, one of the book sellers had a copy of "Mein Kampf" in Arabic, wonderful. I decided against buying it.

Right next to the mosque was a huge Roman Amphitheater. I had never been to one that was so big before. There were two museums attached to it but they were really boring. But one worrying thing I noticed was that whenever a town in Israel was mentioned, it was labeled as being in Palestine. It sounds insignificant but it reflects a much larger problem that exists with the peace with Jordan and Egypt. It seems to be more on paper than in the hearts of the people which won't ever change if they don't even have to acknowledge Israel's existence in state-run museums. This is the reason why Netanyahu keeps on insisting the Palestinians recognize Israel as the Jewish State. Not out of insecurity, but because if they don't make it an official policy to teach that Israel has a right to exist, the next generation will not understand why there is a treaty to begin with and everything will start all over again.

We then went to get some dinner at cheap place that was recommended to us by a woman outside the mosque. Since it was early we had the whole place to ourselves. We sat on a balcony, ate fatat humus with pita and zaatar pizza (Jason eat your heart out!). It was delicious and only cost around $2! Amazing.

Then we had to rush back to the airport because we forgot that Jordan was still on daylight savings time so we lost an hour. But not a problem, we got there with plenty of time.

Next stop: Cairo!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wow a New Post

So it's been a little while my last posting. I need to work on this a little bit, so here's how my day went today.

I woke up late because I have no class and I wasn't able to sleep last night until about 4 am. It might have had something to do with planning a trip to Egypt. So when I finally woke up, I got myself together and headed over to Andrea's (my new buddy in the masters program here) apartment to plan out the trip.

We're going to leave the day after Yom Kippur, fly via Jordan and use an 11.25 hour layover for a day trip in Amman. Then we'll head over to Cairo for about a week. Should be awesome. I'm looking forward to checking out an Egyptian Synagogue on Sukkot. I can't wait to see the sunrise at the pyramids, see the sphinx and just wander around in Egypt. I don't know when I'll be able to go again so I'm going to make the most of it. And of course I'm going to get some great footage. I'm so excited!

We then went with Loren (another masters student, and a guy) to the absoption center where he has been living since he made aliyah this summer. It's a reeeeeeeeally long building in Be'er Sheva, where hundreds of new immigrant families live while they study Hebrew and get used to the country. I met Jews from Turkey, Peru, India and Yemen. Then while we were walking around we passed a group of teenage boys playing and speaking in Russian. I made a comment about there being lots of Russians and then heard all about how they weren't Russian but Ukrainian, Latvian, Belorussian, Azeri... I guess I shouldn't have been surprised, we were walking by a mural with lots of different national flags next to the Israeli flag. Not very subtle, but then again, I don't think that was the point. It was really powerful seeing all those different Jews who were coming together, as new olim.

We sat down (Loren and I, Andrea sat with the women) and spoke with some of the Yemeni Jews for a little while. I was a little upset with myself because I wasn't really able to talk with them in Arabic so much. I really need to step up my reviewing. But I was still able to talk with some of them in Hebrew and at one point, one of them was translating from Arabic to Hebrew and I was translating from Hebrew to English. Kinda funny, but very interesting. While it is great to see all these Jews coming together in Israel, the Yemeni Jews I met were not happy at all about leaving Yemen (some had arrived just last week) and told me right out that if there weren't so many problems there and if they felt safer, they would all have preferred to stay there. I asked them if they would be willing to be interviewed about it on camera and they agreed so it looks like I have a possible topic for my next film. They then asked us if we were hungry. We said no, but they brought out some home made laffa anyway. Delicious.

We then turned around and saw that Andrea was gone. She had been taken up to one of the apartments by one of the Yemeni women who was intent on feeding her. Sadly, Andrea didn't know who to say she was a vegetarian in Arabic. Not wanting to be rude, she proceeded to eat a whole chicken (well, not a whole chicken, but that's how she described it). When I told Yehiel, our Hebrew-Arabic translator, what happened, he laughed and said that Yemenis love to eat and love to watch other people eat. I could get used to this.

When we got back to the dorms, I went to study some Arabic. Having not studied it for over a year, I'm noticeably rusty. But I'm sure that if I really force myself to review and study, I should be ready in time for class. Although, I'm still not sure which Arabic-in-Hebrew class I'm going to be taking, I'm sure it will be much different that what I've done in the past. I'll have to practice translating directly from Arabic to Hebrew a little bit to get used to it.

A little later I went over my class schedule. I've decided on the three non-language courses I want to take: Milestones in the Zionist-Arab Conflict 1881-1948 (Benny Morris), Studying the Modern Middle East: A Historiographic Review, and The 1979 Iranian Revolution: A Thirty Year Perspective. But I'm a little annoyed. I had recently been thinking about taking Persian (Farsi) in Hebrew as well, because I think it would be fun, interesting and would serve as both a Hebrew class and another language class. But there is only one beginners class and it is the same time as Benny Morris' class. How can there only be one class for the entire university?! Oh well.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Tel Aviv Shabbat

Last weekend, a whole group of us decided to head up to Tel Aviv for the day. After Ulpan we got on a bus and made the trek. I ended up sitting on the floor the whole way since the bus was full, but it wasn't too bad. Once we got there we made our way over to our hostel and checked in. We go up to our rooms to change into our bathing suits and I notice a problem: I forgot mine along with my towel. Great. Luckily, Nick had an extra pair of mesh shorts that he let me borrow and use instead. If only they hadn't been sooooo short. But they did the job.

We then walked a few blocks to the beach and got a late lunch of falafel. Not great, but not too bad either. Then it was beach time. I had forgotten just how soft the sand is there; it's not like sand on other beaches that can be rough. This sand is just really, really soft. It feels great to walk on... when it's not incredibly hot that is. But the problem of hot sand is easily solved by simply going in the water, which is so warm you can just jump right in. Wonderful.

After a few hours on the beach swimming, body surfing and seeing an amazing sunset, Ian, Shay, Robb and I decided to go walk around the city a little bit. We walked over to the mall to see if District 9 was playing; it wasn't. So we walked around a little bit and explored the mall for a while.

I had been in touch with my friends Yamit and Dani (her little brother) who live in Tel Aviv and we were trying to hang out with each other. I don't know if it was the language barrier or what, but after telling us he'd meet us at the mall with his car in 10-15 minutes, we waited for about an hour before I called again and he finally come over.

They took us to the port where there are lots of trendy bars. There were four of us in the back seat, so Robb and Ian kept having to put their heads down as we passed the police so we wouldn't get a ticket. Dani was very vocal about how he felt about the police. It was pretty funny.

It was great to see them again. Last time I saw Dani, he was maybe 15 and now he's 20 and in the army... but still just as crazy as he was last time I saw him. Yamit is doing great and it's much easier to talk to her in Hebrew now that I've been in Ulpan for a while.

After a few drinks they brought us back to beach where we met up with the rest of the group and walked back to the hostel. We hung out for a while on the balcony. Shelly and Rebbecca thought it might be a good idea to walk to Jaffa - we were not close at all. We decided against it and went to bed instead. It was pretty late.

We woke up the next morning and checked out of the hostel. Shay had to leave to go to the airport because he was going home, so we all said our good-byes. We then walked around looking for some breakfast. A few of us got bagels as a restaurant. Very disappointing. Tel Aviv is not New York and the bagels were terrible and very salty. We then split up to explore the city. Ian, Nick and I walked down to Sheinken, checking out little shops on the way. We then decided to walk through the shuk to get to the beach. What we didn't realize was that we were walking south, not west towards the beach. So when we finally got out of the shuk, we were almost in Jaffa (we could see the mosques). So we walked to the beach and then walked up to meet up with the rest of the group.

When we got there none of us really wanted to go back to Be'er Sheva so we decided to stay for Shabbat. We went back to the hostel (after swimming for a while) and checked back in. I then had to go to a grocery store to buy food for Shabbat. We then changed and then everyone went back tot he beach while Dori and I went to the Shul down the street. It was really beautiful and the cantor had a great voice, but it was more of a performance than a service. There was an American father with his two adult sons sitting in front of me who were completely lost. I tried to help them follow along but they were completely lost and left before Kabbalat Shabbat was over. I sat with this French Jew and Dori ended up sitting with his friend. But we both ran into the problem that we didn't speak French, they didn't speak English. So we made do with Hebrew, though his wasn't so great so I had to speak very slowly. I asked them to join us for dinner and told him he could speak with our friend May who is French-Canadian, but they already had plans. So we went back to the beach by ourselves.

We met up with the rest of the guys at a picnic table on the beach. I made Kiddush and then we all had some challah with nutella. Delicious. I then made some sandwiches of peanut butter and nutella and they got some pizza. We hung out on the beach for a while, some of the guys went swimming, played kings and then went back to the hostel.

On Shabbat morning we woke up around 11:30 and checked out. We then went to a restaurant to get some lunch. Well, everyone else got lunch, I brought my food and made some sandwiches. The girls at the table next to ours turned out to be from New Jersey (non-Syrians from Deal) so Ian and I made some small talk.

Then it was time to go to the beach again. We staked out a spot in the shade and played some cards. We then went in the water and stayed there for hours. Literally. I must have been in the water for at least four hours. It was so great.

I then started look for stars and finally davened on the beach. Afterward, we went out to dinner at a cool Mexican place and then got on the train back to Be'er Sheva. All in all, not a bad Shabbat.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Days 14-16

I think a day by day account of me mostly going to class isn't really so interesting. And if I think that, then if you are by some chance reading this, you're probably thinking something similar. So instead of having individual blog postings/postings for everyday within a weekly post, I'm going to try posting more often, but skip over some of the more boring parts.

Day 14

Sunday was pretty standard. Ulpan is still going well although nothing particularly exciting happened that day.

After class Shay and I got some groceries and had some lunch. I tried an Israel version of tradition soup, not bad. I got to pick his brain a little more about PhD programs and learned a lot about the Brandeis program where he's enrolled. It sounds like a great program although I guess I should get through this one first before I make any big decisions.

I then caught up on some TV since I hadn't watched anything since I got here.

Then we had pub night 09. It was fun, although I can't party as much as the people here. I know I'm a loser but I'm hoping it's because most of them are younger than I am.

Day 15

After Ulpan the next day, I decided to head back to the dorm so I could study for the quiz we had today (Tuesday). But it was so nice out so I took my books and sat on the grass in the quad. It's pretty cool to be able to say that. As soon as I sat down a cat came running over and sat in my lap. While I probably didn't study as much as I wanted, I still covered a lot of material and it was certainly more enjoyable.

After a while, Boobs and Rebbecca joined me and we named the cat Zoomer. Good times. Then we all got together with the German group and made a huge bonfire. I must say I was a little creeped out being around a huge fire while hearing German all around me. But I got over it and got to hang out with a bunch of them. They're pretty cool but we realized that none of us really knows all the words to any of the songs we were trying to sing. And I couldn't find anyone who knew how to play 99 red balloons. Bummer.

Day 16

We had our second quiz in Ulpan today. Not too bad. We've started using a textbook to supplement our own work in class, which I guess is good, but I kinda got used to not having to do work out of a book. I liked just talking about the news and writing essays on gays in the military in Hebrew. Oh well.

After class I went to the MAPMES (my masters program) office and asked a whole bunch of questions. I wanted to make sure I would be able to take Arabic classes at my level since only beginners Arabic is offered in my program. Rosaline who runs the office showed me all the different classes and recommended some professors. She says I'll have to take one class as a seminar in which I'll read lots of Arabic and translate a lot... into Hebrew, since it's a regular Israeli class. I'm excited. Now I really need to step up my Arabic reviewing. But the weird thing is, the Arabic classes are only one day a week for 4 hours. So I guess that means lots more independent work. But still, only speaking in class once a week doesn't seem like the best system. I guess I'll have to meet up with the other students out of class to practice in between. I also asked about stopping off in Morocco on our way back from Spain on our Study-Tour. At first she said we couldn't, but now she's looking into it. Which is great because while I'm glad we're going to Spain, I was really hoping to go to a Muslim country and since we're already going to be so close and with a whole group of people studying the Middle East, why shouldn't we be allowed to extend the trip. I might have to trade my Kippah for a Kuffi but hey, they're pretty much the same thing anyway (religiously and linguistically), besides, I think I'd look pretty cool in one. I can't wait. I'm sure to get lots of great footage there and it'll just be awesome to be in Morocco.

Oh! Today while I was online, I came across this ad:
It says: "Choose a blessing from Rabbi Nachman of Bratzlav: livelihood, luck, health..." If only it played music with "Na Nach Nachma Nachman Meuman" it would be perfect. I love Israel.

Ok, it's really late now and I need to do a presentation in class tomorrow on the Swedish newspaper that is alleging that the IDF is killing Palestinians for their organs: http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1108384.html What a wonderful world we live in. It's nice to know the blood libel is alive and well. Better get to sleep now, I have a big day of eating Palestinian babies ahead of me. My God, the things that people are willing to believe because of hate is truly staggering.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Week 2

Day Seven – Sunday August 9, 2009

I’m starting to remember that staying out late and waking up early don’t exactly mix. I didn’t get to wake up early and while I was walking to class, I forgot that on Sundays we meet in a different building. But in the end I was only five minutes late so that wasn’t such a big deal.

I then went to the library to drop off the book I checked out three days earlier, even though I hadn’t even had a chance to open it. There must be a way to check out books for a longer period of time, but I guess I don’t really need to worry about that just yet.

Then we had a meeting about different volunteer groups. One woman gave a really long presentation about the theater group and I felt bad that after speaking for about 15 minutes, she asked if anyone was interested and no one raised their hands. It reminded me that I need to get in touch with Julius so that we can set up a way to meet up so I can take over where Sam left off teaching him English.

After a quick dinner, we all got together and went to the bar Manga, that is just down the road from the dorms. It was a lot of fun and we stayed out much too late. I’m writing it off to it being summer.

Day Eight – Monday August 10, 2009

Again, I need to go to sleep earlier. I’ll write this night off to it being the first week… almost. Needless to say, I didn’t wake up early today, although I did make to class on time and was prepared for my presentation.

In class, Shelly presented an article about the Sotomayor confirmation and a spontaneous debate erupted about affirmative action and the nature of democracy. When I was told that America wasn’t in fact a democracy (though technically it’s a republic, but no one ever says that any more, and she wasn’t debating semantics) I lost it. I proceeded to give a long speech about the nature of free choice and how legislating positions on the bench for specific types of people (minorities, women, even white men) is inherently undemocratic. That while eventually there should be a court that is ethnically representative of the American populace, the court’s first and foremost goal is to uphold the rule of law and protect the Constitution (whether that means the letter of the law or the spirit is another debate entirely). Irit, my Hebrew teacher, then told me that I should get angry more often because my Hebrew is much better then. We’ll see how that works out.

After class a bunch of us went to a great shwarma place right nearby and it was delicious. Then Hannah Bubis (or Boobs as she is affectionately known) and I went to the OSP office so I could see if there was any news about Ayalim and so she could check on other stuff. We then went to the Post Office so I could change the rest of my American money.

While waiting in line, I ask one of the tellers if they change money there. She responds that her line is not open. Then when I get to the front of the other line I am told that they don’t change money there. Wouldn’t it have been nice if that first woman had taken the extra three seconds to say, “I’m not open, and no, we don’t.” Apparently that would have been going far too much out of her way.

We then went to the pool. That is probably the best part about Beer Sheva so far. Just being able to walk over and go to the pool whenever we want.

When I got back to my dorm, I took a nap. I think it’s the heat, but afternoon I seem to need a nap. It could be worse.

Ian and I made some spaghetti and hot dogs for dinner. It didn’t turn out so well. I think they two of those foods that are good separate but don’t mix so well.

I then went to study for my first Hebrew quiz with Shelly and Shay. I think I should be all right, I just need to review some of the words a few more times and then I’ll be set.

Day Nine – Tuesday August 11, 2009

I had my first quiz in Ulpan today. It really wasn’t that bad. During the break a bunch of us ran outside and quizzed each other on opposites and a few exceptions to the gender rules, but in the end, it wasn’t really a tough quiz. I ended up finishing it pretty quickly and going over it a bunch of times. I ended up changing one of my answers the wrong way, but what can you do?

A big group of us then went to the student center to get lunch because we heard there was a deal for 8 shekel sandwiches (roughly $2). For 8 shek it was a pretty good sandwich. We hung out and talked a little politics in between deciding whether to go to a house party tonight or a nearby concert. I also introduced Rachel to chocolate with pop rocks. It’s always great to see someone’s face the first time they try them.

We then had a lecture by Professor David Newman. He teaches geopolitics here and has a column in JPost (check it out). He spoke about borders, maps and possible solutions, so I was pretty much in heaven. Plus, Rachel gave me some pop rocks chocolate at the beginning so that provided additional entertainment since they always pop for a much longer time that you think they will… so I was sure to keep my mouth closed for the beginning of the lecture although I’m pretty sure everyone around me still heard.

I wanted to ask if he was teaching a class this semester but he left during out announcements. But I did ask Marc, who works at B-G and helps coordinate some religious stuff for us, about it. He wasn’t sure but mentioned that even if he doesn’t teach MAPMES specifically, I could still take his class and maybe even in Hebrew. I’m not so sure about that, but it sure would be cool to take a class about the geopolitics of Israel in Hebrew. I suppose I’d have to look up a whole lot of words before hand.

I then went to the bank to exchange money, but apparently banks in Israel are just like banks
in America and it was closed by 4pm. Jesus, where are all the money changers?

A bunch of us then went into town to see a concert. We got some falafel and then went to see Yitzhak Shamir, who is kind of like Israel’s Paul McCartney. It was less of a concert and more of an interview. It was interesting but probably would have been better if we had ever heard of him before. Though it felt good that I was able to understand most of it.

We then came back and got to play with a dog for a while. I gotta say, it’s a lot nicer having dogs and cats running around all the time than squirrels.

Day Ten – Wednesday August 12, 2009

I woke up a 6:30 am today because Erica called. It was great to hear from her but this time difference thing is really annoying. It was fine though; I just fell back asleep after and got another hour of sleep.

Nothing so exciting happened in Ulpan today. I did fine on the quiz and afterwards we went back to the sandwich place on campus.

After that I decided to finally get my Internet hooked up. I hadn’t done it yet since I thought I might have to move out soon, but since I’m staying for all of Ulpan I figured it was time to be connected to the rest of the world. It must have been the right decision because all the starts seemed to align: there was no line at the post office (where you pay) and I didn’t have to wait for the computer guy either. It was a miracle.

I then went to play basketball with Ian, Robb, John, Yeshai, Nick and Ohad. You read that right: I went to play basketball. It was a lot of fun, although it sure would be nice if they found a way to make the gym cooler than it is outside, instead of making it twice as hot.

That night there was a meteor shower but since you can’t see it in Beer Sheva because of the light pollution, we were going to go to Sde Boker. But that’s a 40-minute drive and the last bus back was at 10pm so it didn’t make so much sense for us to go.

Instead we decided to get some dinner at the Big and then go to the Smilansky festival in the old city. After taking the bus to the wrong stop and wandering around for a while, we decided to just go the festival and eat there. Good decision. We went to a shwarma place that was out of shwarma so instead I got a kabob. I had to wait a while for it to be ready but it was delicious. I don’t know why I never got it before.

We then walked around the street festival, which was nice but nothing so special. I got a t-shirt that says, “אום שמום” or “United Nations, Shmunited Nations.” Classic.
When I finally got back after waiting for the bus for about a half hour, I plugged in my computer and was connected to the Internet! Hello old friend. Missed you. I finally got to video chat with Erica and it was so great to see her. But apparently the network the school uses blocks my magic jack, so, at least while I’m in the dorms, I won’t be able to use it to make calls. But at least I have Internet.

Day Eleven – Thursday August 13, 2009

It’s nice being able to wake up and check my email and read the news again. Although, it did make me a little late for class.

In Ulpan we watched a movie called “James Travels in the Holy Land.” It was about an illegal immigrant from Africa who came to Israel on pilgrimage to Jerusalem but instead was taken in by a man who sets him to work. It was a really good movie but it was pretty sad to learn about the situation so many people are stuck in, not just in Israel, but all over the world.

Of course, when I got back to my room, I had trouble getting online. It says I’m connected, but I can’t get online! So frustrating. Well, maybe when I get back from Jerusalem tomorrow it’ll be working again. Inshallah.

I then got on a bus to head to Jerusalem for the day. It’s pretty cool to be able to say that. After a quick 1.5-hour bus ride we got off in Jerusalem and made our way to the Petra hostel. It’s a small hostel in the old city right by the entrance to the Shuk. I highly recommend it. It’s about 35 shekels for the night and apparently Mark Twain stayed there too. Plus, on the rood you can see the Temple Mount, the Church of the Holy Sepulture and the Tower of David. Ridiculous. I’m going to come back in September with my camera so I can get lots of awesome stock footage.

We walked around a lot and then went to Ben Yehuda Street. How I’ve missed you. We went to all the shops, got some falafel and I bought a hookah (yes, I know you’re not supposed to, but I haggled for about an hour and it’s so beautiful).

Then we went back to the hostel, sat on the roof and smoked some hookah. There was a laser-light show at the Tower of David, so we had a great soundtrack. I’ll post some pictures later, my mini-USB cable isn’t playing ball right now.

Some of the guys then went out to a bar, but I stayed back with Shay and Hannah and just hung out on the rood. I got to talk to Shay about PhD programs. He’s getting his at Brandeis right now and is pretty much who I want to be in 5 years. So I got lots of good advice and it was good just to talk about that stuff with someone who’s been there already.

But when it came time to go to sleep, I was really regretting my decision not to bring my sleeping bag. I figured there would be beds there, but we decided to sleep on the roof because it’s both cheaper and very cool. But we didn’t take into account the fact that it was also freezing since Jerusalem isn’t in the Desert. So, shivering, I went to sleep under the Jerusalem stars.

Days Twelve and Thirteen – Friday and Shabbat August 14-15, 2009

I woke up at around 5 am shivering. I really should’ve brought my sleeping bag. I followed Robb back downstairs and crashed on a couch in a room that probably isn’t so warm but felt wonderful.

After about an hour of dozing, I’m awake and I start to wake everyone else up. I suggested we go to the Kotel at sunrise and everyone was pretty enthusiastic. So after knocking on a few doors we all (sans a very tired Dori) headed towards the Mountain of God. We walked through the shuk, which was completely empty. It was a really interesting experience to see a place that is usually completely alive, just deserted.

We finally wound our way out of the shuk and walked out in front of the Kotel. I have been there many times before but for some reason (well, not just any reason, I’m pretty sure I know why) it always feels new and old at the same time (thank you Hertzl). I put on my tefillin and davened and it was amazing – except for my prayers being interrupted by begging Hassidim. I still remember how upset I was on my first trip to Israel when I gave them money and then found out that they weren’t collecting for a charity but so that they don’t have to work (apparently ein derech eretz ein torah doesn’t ring any bells for them). I would think they would at least have the decency to leave me along during the amidah when I am halachikly forbidden from moving, but no, apparently it is more important for them to mooch off me than for me to pray to the Almighty.

But I digress. It was a moving experience and I am happy about that because I was worried that since I had been there so many times before, it might not have that effect on me anymore.

We then went to Bonkers Bagels (shout out to Ari) and got some much needed breakfast. After that we were off back to the shuk to check it out while it was actually open. It was a lot of fun even though I didn’t buy anything.

Then we headed back to Beer Sheva since we needed to make sure we got back well before Shabbat started. I slept the whole way back but I was still really tired.

I then had to call the people I was going to do Shabbat lunch with and got directions to meet them at shul in the morning. I then passed out and slept until 6. I quickly got ready and then went downstairs to meet up with Josh so we could head over.

We decided to take a cab there since Shabbat hadn’t started yet and it was pretty far away. Nir and Orah were really nice and they fed us for hours. By the time we were done eating, it was almost midnight, so Nir walked us part of the way home and then Josh and I kept walking for
about a half hour and finally got home. Time for some more sleep.

I woke up the next day and headed to shul. I grabbed my directions and walked all the way to the shul, but I couldn’t find it. I stopped in a different shul and apparently in Israel services start much earlier because when I got there a little before 10, they were just finishing up. I then tried to find their apartment (different people than the night before) but no success. I ended up just coming back to the dorm and making some sandwiches.

Then I broke out the Benny Morris and went outside to do a little reading. Ian stopped by and I helped him carry his laundry. When he was done we went over to the pool, he played some basketball and I just went right to the pool. Wonderful.

I then took a nap and woke up right as Shabbat was ending. I davened and then met up with Nick, Yeshai, Josh and some Israelis and Germans and we all went to dinner at this place called Nafes. It was kind of like a Yemeni Friendlys. Interesting, and very delicious. I ate so much.

We then came back to the dorms and we hung out in the quad and smoked some hookah (my hookah!). Lots of fun but the security guard made us move because it was late and we were too loud. So we moved outside to the bus stop and just hung out there and smoked a little bit before calling it a night.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

First Week in Beer Sheva

Since the Internet isn’t set up in my room, I haven’t been able to post on a daily basis. Instead, I’ve been keeping track on my computer and I’ll be posting multiple entries at once – at least until I get the Internet sorted out. Hopefully that is soon.

Day One – Monday August 3, 2009

After a very long plane ride and a shorter than expected taxi ride, I finally arrived in Beer Sheva. The first person I met was Gali, a B-G student studying Biology and also a religious Jew – perhaps I judged this place too quickly. After lugging all my bags up three two flights of stairs, it’s time for my Ulpan exam. I was a little a little nervous because I hadn’t slept so much on the plane or the night before and this was my first day, but luckily for me, my teacher just wanted to hear me read a line and that was it. Ulpan Daled, just the level I thought I’d be in.
I then made a quick call to Sam. She came right over to the dorm with some essentials – blankets, silverware… - and then takes me on a tour of the campus. She helps me navigate the local grocery store and takes me to lunch in one of the many cafeterias (all of the kosher) where I feed my leftovers to a little white kitten. But after that Sam has to go because I have to run to my first Ulpan class.
Ulpan is great. I find it a little odd that I am the only Jew in the class, but two other join us the next day. I am in the perfect level with other students who actually want to learn. Even out of class, they want to speak in Hebrew, which is great because it’s the only way we’re ever going to get better. It’s also great that we all seem to be at the same level so there’s no one pushing us to fast or slowing us down.
After Ulpan we make a much-needed trip to the big grocery store in town. I didn’t really need very much because Sam had already taken me to get stuff, but it was good to hang out with the other kids in the program.
When we finally get back, it’s after 11pm and I’m exhausted. I met one of my roommates; his name is Vishnu, a Nepalese post-grad student who was sent to Israel to study agriculture technology. After saying hello, I quickly get into my room, lay down on the bed and I’m out. Good day.

Day Two- Tuesday August 4, 2009

I wake up at 5am. I can’t remember the last time I was up this early but I’m awake and I can’t fall back asleep. Luckily this is the perfect time to call Erica since she was just about to go to sleep.
I say hello to my other roommate: Stass, a big Russian-Israel. Then, after a hardy breakfast of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, I head out the door at 8 am so I can do my homework in the air-conditioned building 90 where I have Ulpan. There was no chance for me to do it the night before, but I didn’t have so much so it wasn’t a big deal.
Ulpan is going well. I ended up not having to give my presentation because we ran out of time and I finally figured out who my teacher reminded me of: Morah Shoshana, my Hebrew/Arabic teacher from high school.
After class I head over to see Sam’s apartment and finally meet Ari II. But I didn’t take into account that I had to be back on campus at 2pm for our trip so I was only able to stay for about 15 minutes. A little annoying but not too bad. The only bad thing is that I don’t have time to eat lunch. Not a good move when you have a big hike ahead of you.
I rushed back to campus to put on hiking shoes and get my camelback (and I am very happy I found that in my closet while I was packing). We then take a bus ride to one of the student villages of Ayalim outside Dimona (yes, that Dimona). They were built by students who took their discharge money from the army, and instead of traveling, they went to the Negev to build up Jewish settlements there. It’s very cool and I’m thinking about living there for the year instead of getting an apartment off campus.
After Ayalim, we headed over to Machtesh Ramon. I’ve been there before but it’s still beautiful. We took a REALLY long hike and then headed home.

Day Three – Wednesday August 5, 2009

My Ulpan class is getting bigger, but it’s still pretty small. The way we’re learning is much better than any system I’ve used before. Instead of learning straight from a book, each day half the class gives a presentation on a news story they read and we learn new vocabulary from them. That way we’re learning words that are actually helpful and would come up in normal conversations.
After Ulpan I decided to check out the kosher McDonald’s on campus. It feels weird ordering McDonald’s in Hebrew, but it tastes so good. However, my stomach disagreed very much and let me know.
A few hours later, I went over to the student affairs office with my friend Yishai to ask some questions about the Ayalim program. One of my big questions was “Are all the rooms that nice, or was the one we saw just really nice to make us want to live there?” Apparently, the room we saw wasn’t even one of the nice ones. Interesting.
In between classes I went online and found out that today, Euna Lee and Laura Ling were finally released from prison in North Korea. All it took was an official state visit from former President Clinton and his apology and now they are back in America. However, since their arrest, there has been virtually no coverage of their situation in the news. Similarly, there is almost no news about the captured American soldier Burgdahl in Afghanistan.
Why is it that in Israel, whenever there is any progress made in regards to Gilead Shalit, the first place it goes is on the front page of Haaretz? This has lead to absolutely nothing and is a recipe for disaster. This is the pattern of Shalit negotiations: Olmert says he won’t negotiate at all, but an unnamed source says he’ll release 200 prisoners so Hamas doesn’t budge. Olmert agrees to 400 prisoners but unnamed sources say he’ll release 1000. Hamas says it will consider a revised list, but once it’s published they deny it.
It’s about time Israel takes a page out of the American playbook and restrict certain – not all, but some – information, so that there can be some sort of real progress towards his release.
After being both elated and annoyed, I then head back over to Sam and Ari II’s apartment, so I can hang out with them for more than 10 minutes. It’s great to hang out with her again and Ari II is pretty cool. They were dog sitting for a friend, so both dogs were busy jockeying for attention. We ate some dinner and then took the dog with us to hang off to another sitter before going to see Sam’s English students.
In Arad, Sam introduces me to Julius and Yon, who are both Sudanese refugees, living and working in Israel. It is very humbling to listen to all they have gone through just to get to Israel. Their English is already very good and they also speak some Hebrew. We went to the mall to hang out and chat and I’m very surprised to see how quickly they have adapted to life here. Julius was even wearing an orange anti-disengagement bracelet “to fit in.” What a country.

Day Four – Thursday August 6, 2009

After Ulpan today I went to the bookstore to get a book to bring with me to Ein Gedi for Shabbat. I wanted to get “The Birth of the Palestinian Refugee Problem Revisited,” by Benny Morris (light reading) but I could only find it in Hebrew. I am not up to that challenge just yet. So after buying a new Hebrew-English dictionary, I went to the library to check it out there.
This was not an easy task. I had to search and search all over the building and when I finally found it, the only copy was an old frying copy with tape on the binding. Then when I went to check it out, I learned that I first had to activate my card, which was more difficult since it says I’m a student from 2008-2009 instead of 2009-2010. After spending a good 20 minutes with and old Israeli librarian, trying desperately to get this to just work already, I was finally ready to check out my book. She scans my card and says I have to have it back on Sunday. That’s 3 Days! I felt like I spent more time than that in line just to the get the book!
After this ordeal, I needed to relax, so I decided to hit the pool with a bunch of other students from the program. It is wonderful! Getting to swim while it is so incredibly hot out is just the best and I’m going to do it as often as I can. I didn’t want to leave.
I hurry back to my room so I can change in time for the movie tonight. The campus cinema – the Negative – is playing “Walk on Water.” I’ve seen it before, but it was interesting watching it with Israelis and a bunch of the students from Germany (it’s about a tormented Mossad agent who is hunting a rapidly aging Nazi war criminal). Eitan Fox, the director, is not very subtle (the main character physically can’t cry, the same 3 songs are cycled whenever something important is happening…) and his messages are very left-leaning (he makes it clear that it’s important to understand the motivation of suicide bombers because they must have a good reason to do something so horrible and yet he sees no contradiction when he shows no similar consideration to violent homophobic neo-Nazis. Apparently, there can be a reason to kill gays but there is justification for killing Jews).
After the movie, I went with a few friends to hang out with some of the German students who are studying here. Maybe it was because of the movie, but hearing them speaking amongst themselves in German gave me such a terrible feeling in my stomach. It didn’t matter how nice they were, or that they were also speaking in Hebrew. I just felt this weird feeling in my stomach that I was somehow surrounded.
One of them, a really outgoing guy named Max, decided he would open our conversation by telling me that there used to be a synagogue in his town before the Holocaust but now there isn’t one. What exactly am I supposed to say to that? Thanks for the sympathy? Should I ask him if he understands why there aren’t any Jews left in his town? Historical irony of a German telling me all this in Hebrew aside, I was incredibly uncomfortable. I wish I didn’t feel that way, but I guess all that Holocaust education that was drilled into my head for hours upon hours while I was growing up has had some effect on me. Hearing that much German – even when it’s punctuated by Hebrew – makes me nervous.
And on that happy note, I’m off to bed.

Days Five and Six – Friday and Shabbat August 7-8 2009

Today we hiked Masada. It wasn’t my first time, but it was still pretty great. Although, instead of going early in the morning before sunrise, we went at the hottest time of the day. So hot, in fact, that they actually closed off the snake path because of the heat. Thankfully they opened it up so we could walk down it… although it was still blisteringly hot.
After Masada we were off to Ein Bokek, a beautiful oasis near the Dead Sea. We hiked through steams and finally came to a shallow pool of water where we swam and hung out for at least an hour. It felt great to swim after being in the heat for so long.
While we were there, I met Gadi, Bat-Chen and Perah, three Israelis from Dimona. They were very nice and told me I should call them if I end up moving to the Ayalim village near them. Woo! New Israeli Friends! Go Hebrew! Maybe I’ll be able to spend the Haggim with them. But while I was there, I missed Erica’s call since I left my phone on the bus, so I didn’t get to talk to her at all before Shabbat. Time differences suck.
We decided to stay at Ein Bokek for longer than planned instead of rushing to the Dead Sea before Shabbat. So we relaxed in the water and eventually left and headed to our hostel outside Ein Gedi.
On the way, Ian and I discovered out mutual love of quoting cartoons. And I had been making so much progress in not doing that any more. Oh well.
We then ran over to the Dead Sea anyway. I had cuts on my feet from wearing my flip-flops for too long, and they burned when I stepped in the water. But after a while it stopped. I forgot how cool it was to just be able to float in the water. You don’t realize how much fun it is until you are here and even though I’d done it before, it was still lots of fun.
But we couldn’t stay long because Shabbat was about to start. So we ran back to the hostel, which was more like a really nice hotel that happened to have too many beds in one room than a hostel. However, when you’re feet are wet, it is very difficult to keep them in flip-flops and while climbing up from the Dead Sea and on pretty much every water-hike we did, I was in constant fear of falling and of them breaking as my feel slipped on almost every step. Good times.
We showered and got ready for Shabbat and then headed to the Hostel’s Beit Knesset. Aside from us, there was only one other guy there: an old Mizrachi Jew who was reciting Shir HaShirim. None of us were really sure what to do. Did we miss Minacha? Were we waiting for other people to show up? We decided to just wait for him to finish. Bad choice. He yelled at us for waiting for him, saying he wasn’t a Chazzan or in charge. So I was nominated to lead services, but since we didn’t have a minyan (as I had to awkwardly explain that we weren’t all Jewish), we only did Kabbalat Shabbat out together.
Then we had a wonderful schnitzel dinner (I did Kiddush) and afterwards we all got together and played mafia. Ari, if you’ve made it this far into the blog, I will admit it’s a pretty fun game when people are actually willing play.
We then all hung out for a long time, drinking beers and playing Thumper. It was lots a fun and just a very chill night.

The next morning I woke up at 6 am but services weren’t until 8:30 so I went back to sleep. The next thing I knew it was 10 am and breakfast was over. We then rushed to get ready for the hike.
We walked into Ein Gedi and it’s just as amazing as I remembered it. We walk up and jumped into a spring and just cooled off (it was boiling again). Then we walked up a little more and jumped into another spring. It was great; except my shoulders got really burnt despite all the suntan lotion I’ve been putting on.
When we got back, Ian, Mario, Josh and I decided to head over to the Dead Sea and walked really far down along the beach to find some mud. We covered ourselves completely and some Israelis asked us if we were from Zimbabwe. Oy.
I had never used Dead Sea mud before but it isn’t that hard to figure out. We just globbed it on and it was great. Plus, my skin is now silky smooth and my cuts didn’t hurt when I went into the water. I definitely recommend it.
We then went back to the hostel and I just fell right asleep. The next thing I knew, Ian was telling me that we had 15 minutes to get our stuff together and get out. We then all did Havdalah (guess who led) and got on the bus to go back to Beer Sheva. We watched “Ahava Colombianit” on the way, so Jason, now we can talk about it (although we didn’t get all the way to the very end).
Back at the dorms, Ian’s friend Aaron, who just made Aliyah and is now in the army, came to hang out. We went to the bar right next to the dorms and just had a few beers. It was cool, but a little weird for me to be in Israel and hanging out with someone who actually did what I thought I was going to do for such a long time. It didn’t make me thing I made the wrong decision (I don’t think that) but it just gave me a weird feeling. I guess some things never leave you completely.
Now it’s time for me to go to bed. It’s 2 am and I need to get up early because with all that hiking and swimming, I still haven’t done my Hebrew homework. But I don’t feel so bad since I’ve been using my Hebrew way more than most people and made friends with Israelis. Now if only they’d stop calling me Chamud and asking me if I’m about to start college.